I admit it.

I run into things. And you know what I do after I run into things? I laugh at an inappropriate volume for an inappropriate amount of time. And then I wave to someone who is waving at the person behind me.

You may call it social awkwardness.

I call it art.

Now, excuse me, I have to work on a piece I call “Accidentally make a farting sound with my chair and then try to make it over and over again so everyone sees that it was the chair and not me”.