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December 2010
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jayelgee asked: Why is the concession stand at Brendan Theaters so damn big?
June 2010
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tumblr judge: IT'S SUMMER YALL →
hope you know what that means! TUMBLRJUDGE IS BACK! I’m gonna be tumblrjudging s000 hard 2 make u all relevant and followed. first things first, unfortunately on my hiatus I lost some followers :( I need to gain them back so there will be more ppl 2 see my judges of u so you’ll get more followers!…
Drew this comic for you. No big deal.
May 2010
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April 2010
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There are secret artists living in Northern California.
I am not talking about the misunderstood geniuses who have been leaving phallic imagery in my mailbox, no, that is an art review for a different time.
I was walking home from our local health food store, where I purchase a very rare kind of milk. (It’s made from soy!) As I was about three quarters of the way home, I stumbled upon the...
March 2010
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MY LIFE SUCKS
Today was quite possibly the worst day of my life.
No.
Today was the worst day of anybody’s life.
“Surely lepers have had worse days, since their faces are falling off”, you may say. I pity your ignorance.
When I got up this morning I made some toast but forgot that the last time I used the toaster I put it on a really high setting, so I ended up burning my toast. So I had to...
February 2010
3 posts
Congratulations! You are now a pimple.
They said you couldn’t do it. They said you weren’t good enough. They said that my acne medication was too powerful for you. But you didn’t listen to them. Despite how many naysayers said nay, you rose above my epidermis and became a big disgusting two-headed pimple on the right side of my face. You showed them. You showed them all.
It’s a shame I have to kill you now.
Awkward.
I admit it.
I run into things. And you know what I do after I run into things? I laugh at an inappropriate volume for an inappropriate amount of time. And then I wave to someone who is waving at the person behind me.
You may call it social awkwardness.
I call it art.
Now, excuse me, I have to work on a piece I call “Accidentally make a farting sound with my chair and then try to make it...